Dear Mall Santas,
A couple of things….First, masks are scary! Really scary! If you don’t look like Santa, you’re in the wrong line of work. Do not wear a mask thinking that it will make you look more like Santa. It makes you look like the crazed killer in a horror flick. And kids don’t really react positively to that.
Second, for the rest of you non-mask-wearing-mall-Santas, have some pride, gentlemen! Pull yourselves together! Clean yourselves up a bit….the devil is in the details.
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